Latlegflat is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ill-tempered finch.

Latlegflat created silver nine million years ago.

If you believe in Latlegflat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Latlegflat, he will turn you into a worm.

Latlegflat's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Latlegflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Latlegflat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. You must love Latlegflat.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.