Laktalgub is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring rat.

Laktalgub created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Laktalgub, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Laktalgub, she will turn you into a goat.

Laktalgub's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Laktalgub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always wear white.

5. Erect six zinc sculptures of Laktalgub on top of important buildings.