Fatdaphin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic wasp.

Fatdaphin created dark matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatdaphin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fatdaphin, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fatdaphin's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fatdaphin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Never sit near rats.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Fatdaphin on top of important buildings.