Taldagdim is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, quiet octopus.

Taldagdim created Asia eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taldagdim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Taldagdim, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Taldagdim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Taldagdim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Hide from yellow grasshopers for they are unholy.