Cutyattbep is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful swallow.

Cutyattbep created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutyattbep, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cutyattbep, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cutyattbep's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cutyattbep's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear carbon on your body.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat strawberries.