Cadcadnab Hunfumrut is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, egotistical gerbil.

Cadcadnab Hunfumrut created everything that exists three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadcadnab Hunfumrut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cadcadnab Hunfumrut, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Cadcadnab Hunfumrut's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cadcadnab Hunfumrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not take Cadcadnab Hunfumrut's name in vain.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.