Wadjamsaw is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, calm wasp.

Wadjamsaw created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wadjamsaw, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wadjamsaw, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wadjamsaw's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Wadjamsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Wadjamsaw.

3. Put Wadjamsaw first in all things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not covet oxen.