Nataf is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody capybara.

Nataf created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nataf, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nataf, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nataf's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Nataf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Run away from red turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Nataf loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.