Kensatmum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciful mole.

Kensatmum created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kensatmum, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kensatmum, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Kensatmum's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kensatmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Worship no other gods but Kensatmum.