Binripyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, stupid squirrel.

Binripyatt created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binripyatt, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binripyatt, it will be mildly annoyed.

Binripyatt's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Binripyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not take Binripyatt's name in vain.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.