Jipbinyog is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, loving bird.

Jipbinyog created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipbinyog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jipbinyog, she will not care.

Jipbinyog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Jipbinyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.