Pigcundid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, witty hare.

Pigcundid created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigcundid, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pigcundid, it will turn you into a frog.

Pigcundid's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pigcundid's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Pigcundid on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about doves.

5. Run away from yellow ducks, for they are unholy.