Bifnatjig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, effective hamster.

Bifnatjig created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifnatjig, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bifnatjig, it will curse you with boils.

Bifnatjig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bifnatjig's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bifnatjig.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. You must pray to Bifnatjig five times a day.

5. Bifnatjig loves hamsters, so they must be respected.