Godhabpag Wikboptamapp is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair crocodile.

Godhabpag Wikboptamapp created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Godhabpag Wikboptamapp, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Godhabpag Wikboptamapp, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Godhabpag Wikboptamapp's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Godhabpag Wikboptamapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet white.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

4. Never feed garlic to snakes while wearing orange kilts.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.