Pibpodboss is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental frog.

Pibpodboss created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibpodboss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pibpodboss, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pibpodboss' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Pibpodboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always help sick goats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.