Armdabhonkam is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, merciful narwhal.

Armdabhonkam created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armdabhonkam, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Armdabhonkam, it will turn you into a dog.

Armdabhonkam's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Armdabhonkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Armdabhonkam on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.