Hungofsaf is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, tranquil snail.

Hungofsaf created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hungofsaf, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hungofsaf, he will destroy your favourite star.

Hungofsaf's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hungofsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

3. Never mention rats.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never bounce in the presence of birds.