Bestmotyok is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, witty dolphin.

Bestmotyok created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bestmotyok, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bestmotyok, he will turn you into a mole.

Bestmotyok's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Bestmotyok's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bestmotyok.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never bounce near geese.

5. You must pray to Bestmotyok five times a day.