Nakgamtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sapient hare.

Nakgamtaf created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Nakgamtaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nakgamtaf, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nakgamtaf's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nakgamtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.