Figvegdid Sterhambom is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring porpoise.

Figvegdid Sterhambom created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Figvegdid Sterhambom, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Figvegdid Sterhambom, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Figvegdid Sterhambom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Figvegdid Sterhambom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not cook food in pots.