Lentomgam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, selfish crab.

Lentomgam created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lentomgam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lentomgam, he will remove you from existence.

Lentomgam's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Lentomgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. You must love Lentomgam.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.