Sinlengep is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive bat.

Sinlengep created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinlengep, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sinlengep, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Sinlengep's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sinlengep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must pray to Sinlengep five times a day.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.