Cisspopnul is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind dove.

Cisspopnul created a top quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Cisspopnul, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cisspopnul, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cisspopnul's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Cisspopnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Hide if seven bats approach from the south.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Do not hurt eagles.

5. Respect your elders.