Rutdabnill is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered frog.

Rutdabnill created carbon three million years ago.

If you believe in Rutdabnill, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rutdabnill, it will send minions to preach to you.

Rutdabnill's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Rutdabnill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Rutdabnill's name in vain.

2. Never paint your legs brown.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rutdabnill.