Nabbarnbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, quiet whale.

Nabbarnbep created matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbarnbep, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nabbarnbep, it will turn you into a slug.

Nabbarnbep's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nabbarnbep's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not speak about rice.

5. Never wear stockings.