Lat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, wise wyvern.

Lat created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lat, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Lat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lat's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never wear pink jumpers.

4. Worship no other gods but Lat.

5. Fast once a month.