Bin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, intelligent narwhal.

Bin created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Bin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bin's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must love Bin.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Bin loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Never eat green fruit.