Hanlak is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical lion.

Hanlak created parasitic wasps four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanlak, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hanlak, she will turn you into a mouse.

Hanlak's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Hanlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Erect three silver sculptures of Hanlak on top of important buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never feed nuts to ducks while wearing violet boots.