Mipcibbun Kikcudfem Wotstafkam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, witty centaur.

Mipcibbun Kikcudfem Wotstafkam created a Higgs boson twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mipcibbun Kikcudfem Wotstafkam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mipcibbun Kikcudfem Wotstafkam, it will turn you into a dog.

Mipcibbun Kikcudfem Wotstafkam's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mipcibbun Kikcudfem Wotstafkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mipcibbun Kikcudfem Wotstafkam's name in vain.

2. Never jump in the presence of mites.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.