Likbadcap is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fussy dugong.

Likbadcap created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Likbadcap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Likbadcap, it will strike you with lightening.

Likbadcap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Likbadcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Great tits are not to be trusted.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.