Nabfomgod is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced armadillo.

Nabfomgod created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabfomgod, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nabfomgod, he will turn you into a tree.

Nabfomgod's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nabfomgod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt mice.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Nabfomgod loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Never bounce in the presence of aardvarks.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.