Nanlammum is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced mink.

Nanlammum created vertebrates three million years ago.

If you believe in Nanlammum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nanlammum, it will cry a lot.

Nanlammum's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nanlammum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Retreat if six eagles approach from the west.

3. Do not take Nanlammum's name in vain.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. You must pray to Nanlammum five times a day.