Badmipyam Batrawvid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, caring donkey.

Badmipyam Batrawvid created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Badmipyam Batrawvid, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Badmipyam Batrawvid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Badmipyam Batrawvid's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Badmipyam Batrawvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never paint your feet magenta.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help sick moths.