Vogzagquag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, impressive ferret.

Vogzagquag created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Vogzagquag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vogzagquag, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vogzagquag's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Vogzagquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never run in the presence of otters.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vogzagquag.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never talk about amino acids.