Rigsogzigtimstafbog is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, charitable bee.

Rigsogzigtimstafbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Rigsogzigtimstafbog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Rigsogzigtimstafbog, she will strike you with lightening.

Rigsogzigtimstafbog's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rigsogzigtimstafbog's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rigsogzigtimstafbog nine times a day.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not wear red clothing.