Zoddinarm is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unfair lion.

Zoddinarm created water five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zoddinarm, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Zoddinarm, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Zoddinarm's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Zoddinarm's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the west.

5. Never talk about cell theory.