Gudxucapp is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, generous narwhal.

Gudxucapp created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gudxucapp, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gudxucapp, it will send minions to preach to you.

Gudxucapp's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gudxucapp's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not take Gudxucapp's name in vain.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear magenta clothing.

5. Never think about amino acids.