Yogbafgem is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unthoughtful jackal.

Yogbafgem created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogbafgem, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yogbafgem, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yogbafgem's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yogbafgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow tights.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Hide if three mice approach from the east.

4. You must pray to Yogbafgem four times a day.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.