Banbagdan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, annoying parrot.

Banbagdan created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banbagdan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Banbagdan, it will boil you in a big pot.

Banbagdan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Banbagdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown kilts.

2. Always obey Banbagdan's priests.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.