Tunhugliknulhab is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, confident grasshopper.

Tunhugliknulhab created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Tunhugliknulhab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tunhugliknulhab, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tunhugliknulhab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tunhugliknulhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near mites.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.