Armwegbestgamtettinilgupmat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, proud eagle.

Armwegbestgamtettinilgupmat created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Armwegbestgamtettinilgupmat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Armwegbestgamtettinilgupmat, he will cry a lot.

Armwegbestgamtettinilgupmat's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Armwegbestgamtettinilgupmat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to porpoises while wearing violet shorts.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never sit near birds.