Bummiddub Xucpodyim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful chicken.

Bummiddub Xucpodyim created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bummiddub Xucpodyim, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bummiddub Xucpodyim, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bummiddub Xucpodyim's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Bummiddub Xucpodyim's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bummiddub Xucpodyim.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always obey Bummiddub Xucpodyim's priests.