Yakflowcib is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, overgenerous pigeon.

Yakflowcib created the planet Earth five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yakflowcib, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yakflowcib, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Yakflowcib's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yakflowcib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Run away from purple bats, for they are unholy.

3. Hide if four shrews approach from the north.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never mention horses.