Gemxuccut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental parrot.

Gemxuccut created a quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemxuccut, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gemxuccut, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gemxuccut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gemxuccut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never eat onions.