Cet is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, compassionate clam.

Cet created the cosmos twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cet, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cet's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Cet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Feed all hungry snakes.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.