Fobjinkon is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, flying donkey.

Fobjinkon created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobjinkon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fobjinkon, she will destroy your home planet.

Fobjinkon's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fobjinkon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never eat bark.