Gonmet is a god.

He takes the form of a small, egotistical raccoon.

Gonmet created everything that exists eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonmet, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gonmet, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gonmet's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Gonmet's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.