Dogflaggemcet is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful unicorn.

Dogflaggemcet created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogflaggemcet, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dogflaggemcet, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dogflaggemcet's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dogflaggemcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not take Dogflaggemcet's name in vain.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not hurt sharks.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dogflaggemcet.