Cumtinnan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, compassionate cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cumtinnan created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cumtinnan, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cumtinnan, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cumtinnan's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cumtinnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.