Godyogkap is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unfair donkey.

Godyogkap created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godyogkap, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Godyogkap, she will turn you into a sheep.

Godyogkap's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Godyogkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Feed all hungry moths.

5. Always pray immersed in water.